Sunday, February 07, 2010

Bishop's Business Card

A Bishop was visiting in the home of two Ward members, a newlywed couple.
At the garden apartment where they lived it was obvious from the giggling
inside that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated
knocks,
he even called out to let them know it was he at the door.

Everything had gone silent. Then he took out a business card and wrote
"Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

The following Sunday his card was placed in one of the tithing envelopes
and
given to one of his counselors who in turn returned it to the Bishop.
Added
to the card was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his
Bible
to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."
Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid
for I was naked."

5 comments:

Lokodi said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Lindsey

The Duke said...

That's pretty darn funny!

Mike and Adrianne said...

I've heard this joke before. It was just as funny this time around as the last time I heard it.

chelsey said...

Very clever! Funny stuff! I'm going to forward this joke to Brent. I'm sure he could use a good laugh today and he can't check the blog at work.

Jason said...

Love it!