Joke

Thought y'all might like this joke:

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by
almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls
that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this, Father?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my
life. I don't know what it is'.

While the boy and his father were watching with
amazement, a large old lady in a wheel chair moved up to
the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady
rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They
continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous
24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father said quietly to his son..... 'Go get your mother.'