With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information
and wisdom in our heads
that when there is no more room,
it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.
So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today,when I look at my butt in the mirror
I will think,
Good grief, look how smart I am!
4 comments:
oh mother. You're so silly.
Are you saying you've got a big butt??? -Jester
ha ha ha ha ha. I'm totally using that one mom.
Lindsey
I sort of like looking at Mom's bottom, and it is not fat! And when I am looking at her bottom, at that moment I really do not care if it is wise or not.
Jimmy
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