I was looking at the family calender - something I don't do often enough and noticed a item on the 13th of Novemeber. Very nice. At least it wasn't one of my boys.
Hey, Jess used to tell me about his daily bowel schedule every day on our walk home from Lewis Cass. Still can't figure out why....must be a guy thing.
In my 7 years of marriage, I've learned there are SIGNIFICANT differences in views of #2 between a man and a woman. Most men embrace the potty and love it. Women, on the other hand, view it as a means to an end. You just can't overlook the joy that comes from a good #2! You women just don't get it.
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What on earth are you talking about. What is Lance goes #2?
Dad Clark
It's potty humor, Dad.
hey, thanks Jason. I was wondering if anyone would notice. Nothin' beats potty humor.
Yeah, well, name your kid Kimberly Clark - and then you will always remmeber this humor.
Sick humor, that is.
Mom
ya, I think thats pretty gross... no one wants to know when you went #2 Lance. Nasty. Those kinds of things you leave to yourself...
Hey, Jess used to tell me about his daily bowel schedule every day on our walk home from Lewis Cass. Still can't figure out why....must be a guy thing.
I had a guy friend in college and any time anyone went to the bathroom he would say, "Hope it comes out alright." Gross.
In my 7 years of marriage, I've learned there are SIGNIFICANT differences in views of #2 between a man and a woman. Most men embrace the potty and love it. Women, on the other hand, view it as a means to an end. You just can't overlook the joy that comes from a good #2! You women just don't get it.
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